ou’re listening to WEFT Champaign 90.1 FM and it’s about 11:30 on a beautiful June Sunday evening.

The 14th. And the weather.

Fair. The weather is fair.

Don’t interrupt. Would you listen to your Aunt Barbara for a goddamn change?

Who’s gotta light for your dear old ma?

Listen, tonight we have three very special guests. Writers. They’re kicking off their worldwide book tour here tonight . . .